| | According to our next door neighbor, her ability to enjoy life is crimped because:
1. We
be parkin' our truck on her grass. It's actually our grass, but
whatever, the point is that she be payin' too much money to fertilize
the grass and parking on it gon' make it die.
2. We have
cardboard boxes lying by our garage and they might blow into her yard.
Do we need trash bags? She'll provide us with some to pick up those
potentially scarring boxes.
3.
Our dog barks. According to our neighbor, she don't wanna be messin'
wit any strange dogs, an' our dog be gettin' out sometimes, an'
sometimes it also barks.
Lord have mercy.
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| | Posted 10/20/2006 6:01 PM - 47 Views - 10 eProps - 7 comments
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